The new Twitter-esque Facebook layout is unpopular among more than 1 million Facebook users. Facebook has failed to realize what originally made itself so popular: that it was a welcomed oasis from the glitter and incessant ramblings of social networks like MySpace. And, paramount, that it was a closed social network open only to college students.

Now Facebook has turned into a place where your mom is friending you, and you’re forced to delete all those sweet pictures of you passed out drunk on the floor, from funneling an entire keg. Now your employers research you first, and your stalkers — well, it’s just super-easy for them to be stalkerish. It’s a place filled with ridiculous applications like “vampire” and “Make a Baby”.

Come on Gen Y, Gen Z, Gen We. Do we need to stoop to these levels?

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